What a week, folks! Can you believe its Monday again? Sneak peek into this week's post:
- Mackenzie is learning and developing at a rapid pace. New words almost daily both English and Spanish
- More power outages due to "storms".
- A night out for Mom and Dad!
- The Primary Program, and
- We went one week without eating sugar!
Let's get crackin'!
This Tuesday Kiersten did NOT wake up with mysterious hives so she was successfully able to attend the Temple. When she arrived, there were a lot of cars in the parking lot which meant the Temple would be busy which is awesome. She found one of the senior sisters and asked where they needed people to serve. A group had come in from the country-side of Paraguay ("el campo") and they didn't have many youth with them which was unusual for groups so the baptistry was lacking in patrons. Kiersten happily performed confirmations and baptisms for many deceased sisters, something she hasn't done in almost 10 years. It was wonderful!
For dinner we made a surprisingly delicious Mango Chicken with Cauliflower Rice. It didn't take that long to make and it was a completely clean recipe. For those that don't know this food lingo "clean" means no processed food or sugar or additives. "Clean" foods are pure and in their natural state. If you can't say the ingredients on the food label, then it isn't clean and should you really be eating it anyway? As a health and fitness professional, Kiersten tries to practice what she preaches and with this 3 weeks of no sugar we are taking a step in the right direction. Enough preaching. The point is, the meal was delectable.
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| Garnish with cilantro and mango. Mmmm! |
Wednesday offered Scott and Kiersten a treat for lunch. One of the senior sister missionaries was having a birthday lunch and invited us along with the other senior couple and a few other LDS couples at Paulista Grill Churrasqueria. Kiersten was a little nervous since her last encounter might have been trigger for the hives so she ate cautiously and sparingly. Good news! She isn't allergic to Paulista! No hives! The lunch was so much fun. The food was amazing and the company was terrific.
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| All the ladies from lunch. |
Since Kiersten attended the lunch she had to cancel her Spanish lesson. Good thing she's got those happening twice a week. It was a very hot day so K&M spent about an hour in the pool after Kiersten got home from lunch. Mackenzie loves going up and down the stairs, just like on land. Kiersten was able to sit by her and hold her hand and still catch a few rays. We love having our own, private pool! And honestly the size is perfect.
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This is how we found M sleeping that night. Scott was able to dress her again without her waking. Silly baby. |
Thursday was a little bit different. The Embassy hosted a hospital tour of three local hospitals in Asuncion, ones the health unit has a good working relationship with. Scott and Kiersten took part and were very glad they did. Annie came early to watch Mackenzie since the tour started at 8am. The first hospital they visited looked exactly like what you'd expect of a hospital in this part of the world. It seemed to have a good pediatric unit which is the main thing we are searching for. The next hospital was leaps and bounds above the first. It was huge and extremely modern. In fact it reminded us a lot of American hospitals. They toured pretty much the whole place, starting in the ER which was basically empty but they had a specific pediatric area which was very nice. One of the doctors helping with this part of the tour was about 7-8 months pregnant. We chatted with her for a few minutes and asked about her concern for Zika. She was very calm and reassuring that its very rare and have only seen about 2-3 cases in the last year here in Paraguay. She then said, "Go ahead! Have a baby! It's fine!" It was very, very comforting to hear this coming from a local doctor who specializes in pediatrics. Zika has been a constant worry for S&K since they do, at some point, want to continue growing their family.
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| Saw this cool artwork on a building across the street from the last hospital we toured. |
The rest of the hospital was just as impressive as the ER. The maternity ward was large and beautiful and reminded us of Fairfax Hospital where Mackenzie was delivered. They even had a Mommy Gym only for pregnant mothers! The third and final hospital was small and old and didn't have a pediatric unit so we won't be going there and it was the farthest away. We were only there about 30 minutes then got back in the van and drove back to the Embassy. We got back earlier than expected so Kiersten was able to let Annie go early as well which she was happy about. Her brother just returned from his mission from Argentina the night before so she was happy to get to spend a little more time with him.
When Mackenzie woke up, they went to the store then the Embassy to pick up some packages that had arrived and were large so Scott wouldn't have be able to carry them home. One was a birthday present for Kiersten! Two more weeks before her 20's are no more. For dinner we made Ramen for the first time ever and it was shockingly easy. But the sodium... too much!
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| Go Cougars! Thanks Grandma! |
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| All the ads take up the whole back! |
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| It's challenging to get her to hold still. |
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| Matching shoes for Mommy and Mackenzie! |
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| Soy Sauce Ramen with bell peppers, chicken and green onions. |
Rain finally came that evening after the forecast had predicted it all day. The winds were pretty strong in the morning and actually knocked out our power before we left for the tour and Annie said it was out for about 2 hours. Right as the rain was starting, Kiersten made her way to the church for a primary program rehearsal that sadly she learned was cancelled upon arriving. So she made her way back home. We've talked about the traffic and driving but in the rain it is another beast entirely. Driving in the rain any where is bad but it seems especially bad here since they already don't fully adhere to the traffic and driving laws anyway. Just to put it in perspective, the Temple and church are about a mile from our home off a pretty major thoroughfare. We've learned of some back roads so Kiersten took those and felt pretty slick until she was less than half a mile home and turned back onto the main road which was a parking lot. It would have normal taken two minutes to get home from there but now it would have honestly been faster to park the car and walk home and return for it later. She sat in traffic for 20 minutes before finally pulling in through our gate and just in time to help Mackenzie into bed.
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While making dinner, M took the laundry basket and set it up like a table. Kiersten had no idea this was happening until she came to check on her. |
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She was taking the puzzle animals out of the puzzle one by one and putting them on her "table". What a smart cookie! |
Not 20 minutes after that did the power go out again. It was off for an hour then was on for 40 minutes and then went out again for 20 minutes and was back on the rest of the night.
Glorious Friday arrived with cooler weather and a spectacular breeze. Kiersten did attend her Spanish lesson and they spent the entire time working on the simple form of future tense. She can now say, "I'm going to ______." Yay! We just need to work on some more vocabulary.
Mackenzie was napping when we got home so we ate lunch and cleaned house. One of Scott's coworkers had given us a child's playhouse type thing the day before so we cleaned that up and when Mackenzie woke up, we introduced her to it. She was thrilled! She played with it and around it for a solid 30 minutes. It has some lights and plays songs and buttons and all those kinds of things that children love and parents love to hate.
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| "I see you, Daddy!" |
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| "Ba! Ba!" |
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| Crawling everywhere! |
At 5:20 our babysitter arrived. We had a date! After explaining all the Mackenzie stuff, routine and food, we took off and were some of the first people to arrive at our Murder Mystery Dinner. There were about 45 people in attendance but only 15 of us were characters in the mystery. The rest of us were spectators who could also play the game.
The first phase was during cocktail hour. We could mingle with the characters and ask them all kinds of questions to get to know their back story better. Everyone playing a role was perfectly suited for their character and really got into it and had fun. There was a black golfer named Cougar Forrest, a baker named Sugar Ann Flour, a librarian named Rita Bookaday and a socialite named London Wilton. Get it?
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| Sorry for the bad quality. There wasn't a lot of lighting. |
Before sitting down to dinner everyone received a page with 8 riddles on it. Two riddles would matched so four total matches for example an answer for one is flower and another is flour or one is candle and another is stick. These riddles were supposed to help us solve the murder and we are convinced we were only supposed to receive one and find our match amongst the guests.
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| So many people ready for a murder! |
The second phase was the dinner. All the characters sat together at the first two tables and the spectators couldn't talk to them anymore but we could listen in. Then, suddenly, the murder happened. London died. Enter phase three. The characters learned their locations during the murder and we all began to learn about the layout of the hotel, where the body was found and who had motive. It was very much like a live version of the classic board game Clue.
It was such a fun night! The dinner was pretty good too. And we all deduced it was the Baker with the candlestick in the Library. Those pastry chefs are as temperamental as their baked goods.
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| Good food. Chicken, spinach fettuccine, roasted veggies and rolls. |
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| The characters all sat together during dinner. |
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| This was how we made our deductions. Just like Clue. |
Saturday morning we scheduled a family portrait session with one of the Embassy wives here who is a semi-professional photographer. Just in time for Christmas cards! Who knows how long it will take for us to get those to you with the mail here. Anyway, due to Mackenzie's super fun night with the babysitter the night before, she had gone to bed late, woken up early and was cranky for the pictures so we took what shots we could. Fingers crossed that we have a few good ones out of the hundreds she seemed to have taken. We will get the digital copies this week so no previews yet.
It was extremely humid during our photos so when we got home we spent a while just trying to cool off. Scott did pool chores and even swept out the garage/car port area. And he mowed the lawn with our sweet circa 1940's lawn mower. What a great guy!
The primary was supposed to have another rehearsal for the program in the afternoon but Kiersten was not able to confirm if it was taking place at 2 or 3pm and no one answered any text messages so she just showed up at 2. And was the first person there. For 20 minutes. Paraguayans are VERY lax on start times. They don't have the same sense of urgency as Americans which we can appreciate. We all should take our time in life and learn to slow down but as an American AND a band kid, it was very irksome. Fast forward to 3:20 when the Primary president finally arrived and a few other children. We officially started the practice at 3:30 and were done by 4pm. Luckily this time going home was "pan comida" or "a piece of cake" (not a literal translation but it has the same meaning).
Saturday night dinner was make-your-own-of-whatever-we-have-in-the-house kind of dinner. Scott made Ramen, Kiersten made chili and Mackenzie ate whatever we gave her. Right as we finished making dinner, the power went out and stayed out for an hour. Mackenzie went to bed once it came back on and S&K watched most of the BYU Football game. It's just getting depressing now. Maybe Basketball season will be better?
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| Drowning his feelings with the only non-sugar snack foods we have. |
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| Potato chips and a baked empanada shell. |
Sunday, the big day arrived. Kiersten had been asked to play the piano for Sacrament Meeting by the regular pianist so they arrived to church early and she stayed on the stand for the whole meeting. Scott did a great job with Mackenzie and she loved playing with the people sitting behind them. During the program, Kiersten did the very first speaking part since that child wasn't there. This was her line:
"El albedrio es el don de elegir por nosotros mismos."
Which means, "Will (or agency) is the gift to choose for ourselves."
The program went very well. No disruptions or meltdowns or anything of the kind.
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| Yes I surreptitiously took a picture during the program. |
However, all that pent up energy was thrown at us for the next two hours during Primary. Without knowing what was going on, Kiersten felt completely helpless. She helped hand out snacks (more sugar! seriously?!!) and finally got one of the most rambunctious girls to sit by her and be reverent. It helped a little but it was just complete chaos. Not sure if there is a Junior and a Senior Primary and a Nursery or just a Nursery and Primary because there were some little kids in with the big kids and the Nursery was in another room. It was also weird because there were no lessons today. Again, no idea why. Maybe giving the teachers a day off or the teachers were gone. No clue! Needless to say, Kiersten's nerves were very much frazzled by the end of church.
We did a quick FaceTime with Kiersten's parents then began watching Happy Feet with Mackenzie who soon lost interest but that's alright, it was bath time then bedtime. We spent the rest of the evening enjoying the beautiful weather since we don't know when it will happen again.
Today, Monday began just like any other week except with one little difference. When Scott arrived at work he saw an email in his inbox from Friday afternoon after he'd left work about our HHE. It's here! And ready to be delivered! So we are going to have a full day of movers in our home, unpacking our boxes and giving us our things that we realize we can live without. We are most excited about getting more clothes, kitchen appliances and tools and the piano!
Oh and remember that dress Kiersten said she found for the Marine Ball and ordered in the middle of September? Remember how she said it's almost impossible to find a modest dress today? Remember how she said, "God bless the internet?" Well this weekend she takes it all back. She has been expecting her dress for about 6 weeks and learned on Saturday it was returned to sender...in China! When she asked their customer service why they responded that no one was home upon delivery which is ridiculous because it's a DPO! Someone is always there and it would have needed to be picked up by someone after being delivered at an airport and she NEVER received a statement or confirmation of any attempted delivery. Ludicrous. She is getting a full refund (hopefully) and is now about 2.5 weeks away from this ball! Luckily there was a silver lining to this whole situation. There is a dress maker in town that has made several dresses for other Embassy ladies and she speaks wonderful English, doesn't live far away, does amazing work and does it fast. Kiersten scheduled an appointment for this afternoon and is going back on Wednesday for a fitting! And best of all! She requested pockets in this dress and the seamstress said, "Absolutely. No problem at all!" WIN!
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| This is the dress she ordered and is now getting made but it will be blue with POCKETS! |
For dinner tonight Kiersten created her own version of a vegetarian sloppy joe and is calling it a Sloppy Jane (title not of her own creation). She combined two different recipes and got a very good mashup. Recipe will be posted soon.
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Side by side comparison. One with a regular bun and cheese, one with a whole wheat bun and no cheese. |
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| It was very yummy. Vegetarian meals can be tasty and filling! |
And now Scott and Kiersten are prepping for a whirlwind of movers and making our house less empty tomorrow. Wish us luck!
Misadventures in Baking:
- This week Kiersten attempted to make two different kinds of milk. Yes, this is a thing. Almondmilk and coconut milk. Both were very simple and required two ingredients almond or coconut and water. Twice as much water as the solid. Soak for 4 hours for coconut milk or 24-48 hours for almondmilk. The coconut milk was really to create coconut flour at the very end of the milking process which was successful. And the almondmilk also worked! It's just a long process. We can buy it here but it isn't always in stock. This is also cleaner with only two ingredients and I know what they are.
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| The almondmilk process. |
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| Blend it up then drain it through a cheesecloth. |
- Homemade tortilla recipe found here. You're welcome.
- Mango Chicken and Cauliflower Rice recipe found here. Third one down.
Quirks of Paraguay:
- New words creep into her vocabulary it seems daily. This week the two that stand out are "pez" (fish) and "ba" for ball. If she sees a ball she points and says, "Ba." She calls her Goldfish snacks "pez" so if she wants them she will ask for it specifically. Still not too sure about the "dada" word.
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| Being silly with her pez crackers (Goldfish). |
- We have a terrific thrower on our hands. She can launch a ball quiet far and with surprising accuracy. Softball star in the future? Who knows.
- We gave Mackenzie Scott's old iPhone 4 when she was itty-bitty to chew on and now she uses it like a real phone, pretending to talk on it that is. She'll put it up to her ear and jabber on, mimicking sounds she hears us saying and the inflection of the conversation. She'll walk around with it at her ear for a while, set it down, and come back to it for another round.
- She truly experienced rain this week. She's been out when its raining but not IN the rain, like hard rain. She liked it at first and then she got cold so we came inside.
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| "Ooohh! It's falling from the sky!" |
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| "I like it!" |
- Mackenzie has done this for a while but not sure if we have posted about it. If she has a blanket or other soft object, she will put it on the floor, lay down and rest her head on it as if going to sleep. So sweet!
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| Having a rest with Daddy. |
What a week. We get more and more settled each week which is wonderful. Thanks for supporting us in your thoughts and prayers. We think and pray for all of you as well.
To close out this entry here are some more pictures from the park we went to last weekend. Have a wonderful week and we'll see you back here next week!
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So many trees! We are convinced this is where they plant the 10 new trees when they cut one down. |
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| Pato! (duck) |
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| There was a little island in this pond/lake with a beautiful white bridge. |
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| Scott and Mackenzie explored while Kiersten ran back for the car. |
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| It even had a pagoda! |